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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.

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