So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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