So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.