Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.