Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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