They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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