Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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