she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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