Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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