I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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