when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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