she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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