i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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