"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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