ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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