I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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