i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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