Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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