I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
is it fun? or sober?
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