He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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