My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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