Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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