Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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