apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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