So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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