Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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