I want to stick my p in your. b.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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