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say what?
wanna hang out?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
