We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My vagina is very pro this idea
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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