dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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