he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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