As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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