so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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