ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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