It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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