make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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