Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He felt like a one man threesome
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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