You just made me feel so damn special
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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