I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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