I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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