just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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