talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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