Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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