I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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