I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Say something about gay babies.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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