I only kidnapped one of them. chill
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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