what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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