It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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