is this the sara with the beer cane?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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