I wish my penis had an off switch
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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