I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
grandma shit on top of the toilet
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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