Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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