It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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