I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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