I puked a lego.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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