Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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