Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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