When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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