So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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