so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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